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What do I do if I see a zombie?
First determine what kind it is. If it's a slow zombie, there's no need to panic. If it's a fast zombie, run like hell and don't look back.

Should I stockpile as many guns as I can?
No! Zombies can hear a gun being fired from several miles away, the sound will bring a horde to your door every time. 
Also, there is a very good chance you'll run out of ammo before you run out of zombies. Stockpile ramen noodles instead.

I've been bitten!
Don't panic! Many people can be cured if heavy doses of antibiotics are quickly administered.


Can I tame a zombie?
Probably not. While research from the 1980's has shown promise, every attempt to domesticate the undead has ended in bloodshed and horror.


Is that guy a zombie?
Always make sure that you are facing an actual zombie and not just some super drunk guy. This can be difficult to determine, especially in a mass tailgate scenario. 

What kind of zombie is it?
Is it a traditional Voduo zombie? If you have enraged a village Bokor or desecrated a sacred place, you could be facing the undead. Voduo zombies are typically slower but very determined.

Have you recently read aloud from a mysterious old book or played an 80's metal record/mix tape backwards? If so, the resurrected monstrosities you face will be extremely unpredictable.

Is it a biochemical zombie created in a covert laboratory? These are very difficult to dispose of and rampantly contagious.